This is inexplicable. And you’ll be relieved to learn that it remains unexplained throughout the video. Climbing into the car, there ensues a frankly quite awkward and stilted discussion with one of the passengers. We’re not sure whether it’s badly written or badly acted, but suddenly we wish that Dakota was into this kind of thing after all. Eventually the music begins, and the singer gives us a demonstration of his driving skills, which suddenly explains quite a lot. Goodness me VEVO Due more to luck and green traffic lights than anything else, the party arrive at the party. Chris proceeds to dance off with the aforementioned school girl, imitate Miley Cyrus’ dance mover with a scantily-dressed clubber, and do a lot of Michael Jackson inspred side steps. We know that they’re called side steps because we got taught them in aerobics once. At some point Nicki Minaj appears and she raps a lot of rude words which we didn’t quite catch, but at some point appears to threaten to smother us with her bum. And eventually it all ends. Incidentally, Chris Brown revealed that he’s the one responsible for the cinematic masterpiece. “‘LOVE MORE’.